A forum in which The Ironclad Marshmallow expresses her ubiquitous rage in a [likely futile] attempt to overcome it.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
I'm back
I saw my neighbor’s penis last night. It was air-drying at the bathroom window. Not the "Welcome Home" gift I would have chosen, but still, it was something. Barely.
I often wonder if my 70 year old neighbor has ever seen my penis, due to my bathroom shades being up. I am completely unbothered by the idea, oddly enough.
I like your blog. I am inviting local bloggers that seem interesting to hang out at a coffee shop on Monday nights. If you're interested, check out my blog at http://disappointingblog.blogspot.com . This is not creepy. I don't want to do the nasty with you. I simply am looking for interesting conversation, perhaps collaboration. I've been in this city for about 2 years now, and thus far spoke very little to anybody but my wife. Wish I could do this in a way that seemed way less creepy. Oh well. If you're up for it, email me at daniel.hulter at gmail.com
Better you see it before it sees you.
ReplyDeleteI often wonder if my 70 year old neighbor has ever seen my penis, due to my bathroom shades being up. I am completely unbothered by the idea, oddly enough.
ReplyDeleteI like your blog. I am inviting local bloggers that seem interesting to hang out at a coffee shop on Monday nights. If you're interested, check out my blog at http://disappointingblog.blogspot.com . This is not creepy. I don't want to do the nasty with you. I simply am looking for interesting conversation, perhaps collaboration. I've been in this city for about 2 years now, and thus far spoke very little to anybody but my wife. Wish I could do this in a way that seemed way less creepy. Oh well. If you're up for it, email me at daniel.hulter at gmail.com