Glass half full

I have never been mistaken for an optimist, but Baltimore's new trash pickup policy is bringing out the Pollyanna in me. I believe it may be a blessing--and not just for rats.

Make no mistake. I have no doubt the once-a-week pickup system will fail. People are too goddamn lazy--or feel too fucking entitled --to be bothered with the enormous burden of recycling.

Sooner than we imagine, Baltimore City's streets and alleys will be rife with the stench of decomposing trash. One city resident, interviewed by a local t.v. reporter, hypothesized that children will be unable to play outside before long.

Bravo. Perhaps they will be less vulnerable to stray bullets.